- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

silver bullet?

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Why do fat people commit suicide

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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