- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

where's mom I killed her

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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