- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

binladin walks into the american seals

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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