- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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