Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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