- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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