- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Knock Knock. Doors open

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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