What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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