- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

i like turtles

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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