Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

whats brown and sticky? Doody

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Your Mom The End.

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