- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

My spelling is horrible

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

knock knock i have diarrhea

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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