A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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