Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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