- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

a dyslexic man walked his god.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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