- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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