- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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