Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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Why? Why not?

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woman's rights

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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