- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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