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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

A shark ate your mom

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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