What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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