What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Guest what in the butt

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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women's rights.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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