- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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