- Anti Joke

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath