- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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