Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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