- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red, yup.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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