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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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