what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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