People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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12 niqqa 12.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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