Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Anti Joke

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