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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

I will create more jobs for americans

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

I went to work today....

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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