- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

someone called someone else a frog

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

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