What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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