What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/355988-gay_marriage.jpg

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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