what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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