- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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