- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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