- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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