- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

black chicken. kfc

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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