- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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