- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What's brown and sticky A stick

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Steve Jobs is alive.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

I don't get it

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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