- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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