- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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