Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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