- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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