- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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