- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Your're racist.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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