- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

black chicken. kfc

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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