- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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