- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Turkey Balls

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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