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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Take part of what?

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

How you know when dislextic

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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