Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

knock knock who's there ?

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

baloney sandwich

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