- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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