- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

You are joking right?

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

12/23/2012

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