- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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