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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

I am a mime

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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