- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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