What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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