Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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