What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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