- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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