- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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