Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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