A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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