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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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