What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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knock knock come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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