Black people having a Job.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Whats green? The color green.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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