- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

why did the black guy die? cancer

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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