- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Yellow People !!

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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