What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

There was a chicken. It squarked.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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