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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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