- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

A seal walks into a club.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

why did you poop because you are a poop

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Tucker Rivera

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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