Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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knock knock who's there ?

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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