- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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