A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Your're racist.

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