If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Women's Rights

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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