- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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