why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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