- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

FUCK YOU

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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