- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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