- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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