What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Faithful men.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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