- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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