- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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