why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Urban ghettos

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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