- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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