A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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