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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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