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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Barack Obama.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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