What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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