- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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