- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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