- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

I love pissing people off :P

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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